Saturday, 21 March 2009

• Moth!

  I go to the bathroom this morning and spot what appears to be a brown leaf stuck to the far wall directly above the tub. Wait a sec... it's a fucking moth!
  
  

  
  

  Holy shit!! Look at the malicious glint in it's eye!!!!
  

  
  Obviously I couldn't let the little bastard just chill there. I wouldn't want to come back later and find it gnawing on my bath puff or whatnot. So I grab a spray bottle full of water and proceed to spray the bejesus out of him until he tumbles down into the bathtub! HA!
  
  

  
  UR CAMOUFLAGE IS FAIL.
  
  

  The water also rendered its papery, powdery wings useless, so I was then able to grab my Pledge 360 Duster, finagle him into crawling on, then carry him outside and into the bushes. HA!
  
  I know I zapped that last fly in my apartment with an electric tennis racket, but moths have powdery crap on their wings so I wasn't sure if it would explode and cover me in disease or something.
  
  Nothing more exciting than this to blog about really.
  

  
  

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